Now and then I browse through the Answers section on Linked In for a bit of enlightenment or occasionally, when the mood strikes me and the planets are aligned, to write a response. Today I saw this question, “is the internet dead?”
And some 33 (at time of writing) good people have proffered up a number of gems. Some are below. I am tempted to write “not while you can still search for ‘big cock’ and get this in return.” Any advances? Please tell me I should. I need moral support.
I’ve been using it all day and its pulse and respiration seem to be strong.
Yes, I am afraid it was stabbed to death by a :30 TV spot.
Uh, you might want to try plugging in that broad white cable dangling from the back of your computer into that wall outlet…
internet is kicking ass right now. Lets see, I can put up content and millions of people can access and rate my ideas and I don’t have to pay crazy media dollars. Yeah I’ll like that.
No, it’s just a pulled hamstring.
Send me a fax and I’ll get back to you.
UPDATE 26.10.07
I couldn’t resist. Here we go. As Billy Connolly would say, “do these things… they’ll improve your life no end!”
