
Marry Jodie Marsh? And have the whole thing captured on the small screen for MTV? The date is already booked for the lucky/insane fella. Wrong, wrong, wrong. On so many levels. Caitlin Moran’s introduction of Jodie marsh to readers of the Times is very amusing though. I just can’t imagine what sort of a chap would want to marry a girl who’s dress sense mainly consists of belts across her ample bosom. Surely that wouldn’t go down too well in the supermarket freezer aisle?